The Pixel 8 will render every image taken enhanced, exaggerated, perfected, edited, manipulated, staged, collaged, redacted, in short, spatiotemporally reconfigured, and hence fake, false, deceitful, manipulative, creepy, terrifying, Orwellian, dystopian, uncomfortable, untrustworthy, fabricated, unreal and, basically, bad, but also and at the same time cool, mind-blowing, brighter, awesome, amazing, sick, jaw-dropping, magical, wild, and just wow.